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Note: Translated and edited from the thread archives here and here. Some responses will be cut for irrelevance or redundancy.

## My Room is Haunted by Women: Part 5

### June 5th

Even after a new thread was created, curious people left many off-topic replies.

With the thread in chaos, the posters realized they should move the discussion somewhere else.

424 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:49:52 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**Hello-**

**This morning, Pia told me she was going out.**

** I asked her if she wanted me to go with her, but she said she would be fine.**

**For now, I cleaned the bathroom, fapped, ate lunch, read a book, and fell asleep.**

**Pia isn’t back yet, so that’s all for my update.**

425 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:51:07 ID:2yZwvvc20

Ask her where she went out to when she comes back!

426 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:52:06 ID:EUfPdYk6O

An update━(゜∀゜)━━━!!

First time I’ve seen one in real-time!

1-san, how are you?

427 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:54:06 ID:Z7HlTusA0

1-san, are you alright?

Don’t push yourself too hard.

428 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:56:38 ID:dvRa/k7S0

Tell us about your fapping.

429 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:57:09 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>425**

** Okay.**

**>>426>>427**

** I normally don’t use the computer much! It’s not Pia’s fault.**

**>>428**

** What.**

431 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 16:59:01 ID:+taoNiYi0

>>1

Welcome back!

Does 1-san ask Pia things even when you aren’t posting on this thread?

If possible, tell us about the conversations you haven’t posted here before.

432 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:00:00 ID:+S8hq7Xf0

>>429

I see, so >>1 can’t fap when Pia is around…

Must be tough on you.

433 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:00:12 ID:ho768lfm0

>>1

What time did Pia go out?

It’s almost evening now, isn’t it getting late?

Does this happen frequently…?

434 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:00:22 ID:EUfPdYk6O

If 1-san falls sick, Pia-tan will be sad･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡!

Don’t push yourself too hard.

I’m eagerly awaiting your report☆彡!

435 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:01:41 ID:KJbgce0V0

>>424

Telling her to go out just because you needed an excuse to fap is like something a dad would tell his daughter lol

Also, is 1 feeling tired recently?

You haven’t been responding as often to comments as you used to, but if you just got sick of it that’s okay.

But if you are feeling lethargic then you should pay more attention to your health.

Anyway there are people who get their sleep during breaks, so you don’t have to worry.

451 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:11:35 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>431**

** “Look at this”, I said as I stretched the skin of my elbow.**

『That looks soft!』** She laughed. **

**Our conversations usually go something like this.**

**>>432**

** Yes it is, lol.**

**>>433**

** I’m not sure…**

** Well, I’m sure she’ll return when it’s time to eat.**

**>>435**

** It can’t be helped…**

** It affects my mental state lol!**

** Since I’m still young and naive.**

464 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:23:45 ID:XwYjIRm00

I think the “It’s surprisingly Utopia!” thing is more embarrassing than your fapping haha.

466 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:25:10 ID:VHubAXS/0

It feels weird when you say “She’ll be back when it’s time to eat”.

467 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:26:34 ID:gdvLzgD70

Recently, I can’t help but feel that Pia isn’t as friendly to 1 as she was before.

But that might not be the case, since she’s having fun with 1.

472 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:30:07 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>464**

** I was terrified then! And that was the only thing I could do at that time…
**

**>>466>>468**

** Oh, I’m not sure if she has a sense of time.**

** I’ve never asked her about that.**

**>>467**

** She pokes me from time to time.**

** It’s mostly for fun though.**

492 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:44:29 ID:+2+XH2ry0

>>1

Some are here because they follow this thread, while some are here just to troll or cause trouble.

But everyone is here because they are interested in your reports.

A diligent replier like >>1 might not be comfortable with that, but try not to take it to heart.

I wonder how Pia sees the world on her walks…

I’m not sure if she sees direction and paths the same way living people do…

And how lonely she must have felt all this while.

493 名前：477[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:45:19 ID:uGVsNC1y0

Maybe she can’t see things in the visual spectrum, but thoughts and intentions.

494 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:45:34 ID:GRC9ROWm0

>>483

In the previous thread, someone mentioned the possibility that “She can only see what >>1 has touched”, and also the theory that “If many people have perceived the object, she can see it”.

Whether she can see it depends on the place and object, but that depends on >>1 since he’s the only one who can communicate directly with her.

I’m sorry if I don’t make any sense.

I’m in no position to ask >>1 to bombard Pia with my questions, too.

501 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:51:14 ID:Gq/TnLux0

http://www.tanteifile.com/onryo/taidan/menu.html

The information about area-bound spirits may be helpful to >>１

It also has information about wandering spirits.

512 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 17:59:46 ID:uTdMMgCz0

>>501

There’s an article on that site about the spirit of a person who committed suicide in a pond centuries ago. It says he was frozen for some 500-600 years, that’s scary.

Pia-tan hasn’t seen a living being for twenty-odd years too.

But she probably feels glad that she met 1-san.

I think it’s not a bad thing that she is depending on you.

513 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:00:28 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>501**

** Thanks!**

516 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:03:19 ID:+taoNiYi0

>>1-san, is it hard for you to talk here?

Like what >>492 said, don’t mind those trolls, just say what you want.

517 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:04:23 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**I can’t keep track of all your responses…**

**Sorry…**

518 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:05:11 ID:uGVsNC1y0

>>517

Just scan through them, there’s no need to read everything.

523 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:09:56 ID:SGjTQRiR0

Go look for Pia-tan!

She might still be in the park.

524 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:10:46 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>516**

** Thanks.**

542 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:33:45 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**I’m back.**

** I searched the park and the surrounding area, but she wasn’t there. I guess I should just wait.**

**Anyway, I saw something really weird just now.**

543 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:34:12 ID:uVq5kMPy0

Something weird? lol.

544 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:34:21 ID:iQHyitqJ0

Well, I guess ghosts are weird.

545 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:34:37 ID:DC8qLloq0

Tell us more.

546 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:34:52 ID:7w+yAesp0

Weird?

547 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:35:03 ID:odt4kp2x0

If >>1 grew up seeing ghosts and still finds something weird…

552 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:39:16 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**It was a ghost of a woman, and she was sort of twisted around this man.**

** It looked like he was carrying an octopus on his back.**

** But the man didn’t seem to notice, and was walking normally.**

** It was quite disturbing.**

553 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:39:41 ID:uVq5kMPy0

(;´Д`)Disgusting!

554 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:40:22 ID:DC8qLloq0

女の執念ってやつじゃないですかねｗ Didn’t they say women were persistent creatures? lol.

((；ﾟДﾟ)*shivering*

555 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:40:23 ID:jpki+kn70

She’s obsessed with that guy ((((；ﾟДﾟ)))*shivering*

557 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:41:14 ID:7w+yAesp0

It’s the kind that wriggles?

That’s disgusting.

558 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:41:15 ID:hKclFNpA0

>>552

You can see stuff like that too?

If I could see ghosts too, I might go mad.

559 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:42:01 ID:nUoQAv/q0

I’ve thought about this for a while, but is >>1 unable to see male spirits?

Like, outside of his room.

563 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:42:44 ID:0aakkhLNO

Ehhhhhhhhhhhh(゜∀゜；)

Disgusting———-

Did she have eight legs? Or did you mean it as a metaphor?

566 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:44:10 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>559**

** Yeah.**

**>>563**

** She had four limbs…**

** It just reminded me of an octopus, thats’ all.**

568 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:46:29 ID:gIKYw8620

It won’t do any harm if you don’t touch it.

577 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:49:19 ID:dvRa/k7S0

Well, it’s not weirder than a guy who does the Utopia in his room.

582 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:52:59 ID:0aakkhLNO

>1

What, you can see male spirits?

That wasn’t what I heard!

585 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 18:54:19 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>577**

** I am not amused!**

**>>582**

** There are only female spirits in my room.**

** I can see male spirits outside.**

616 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 19:22:24 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>613**

** There were other strange and weird things I’ve seen before.**

617 名前：本当にあった怖い名無し[] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 19:24:04 ID:odt4kp2x0

By the way, have you ever experienced spiritual interference in your sleep?

Like them appearing in your dreams, or poking you when you’re asleep.

626 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 19:27:20 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**>>617**

** Nope, not in this room.**

628 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 19:28:32 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**I’ll go take a bath.**

**Pia’s late…**

669 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 19:58:11 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**I’m back.**

682 名前： ◆fkXmFVGog. [sage] 投稿日：2005/06/05(日) 20:02:00 ID:F4RRgzvy0

**She isn’t back yet…**

※The thread was then filled with discussion replies, with no further updates.

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おつ！thanks for the update~ :D

came here for sna but then i found myself sitting down and reading all five entries in one sitting

i guess what makes us want to read it is what made you put in the effort of translating such an off beat thread

I’m glad you enjoyed it!

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